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Patch Please | Hair Assessment for Men
60-Second Hair Assessment

What's really
causing your hair loss?

Seven patterns drive male hair loss. Each one needs a different fix. Find yours in 60 seconds.

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How old are you?

Hair patterns shift with age. Your routine should too.

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Where are you losing hair?

Pick the area that looks most like yours.

Scan your scalp

Snap a quick photo from above. Our system maps your hairline, density, and follicle pattern in seconds.

1Good light, no hat
2Hold phone above your head
3Aim at the area losing hair

🔒 Your photo never leaves your device. Analyzed locally, then discarded.

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Hairline densityscanning
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Scan complete

Markers detected. We'll match the pattern with your answers in the next steps.

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How much hair have you lost?

When did you start noticing?

What results are you after?

Pick everything that matters to you.

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No pills to swallow, no foam to rub in, no greasy serums on your pillow. One small patch on clean skin, designed to support your scalp from the inside out.

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Does hair loss run in your family?

How often do you experience stress?

Cortisol affects hair more than most guys realize.

Your Hair Profile

Personalized from your answers.

Reading your data
Analyzing your scalp profile
Comparing with 120,000+ profiles
Calculating your hair score

The last hair routine you'll need

Based on your answers, you may notice visibly thicker hair by October 2026 with a consistent Patch Please routine.

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Building your routine

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Building your protocol
Matching your trigger to active compounds
Calibrating dose for your hair score
Cross-referencing 120,000+ profiles
Calculating optimal cycle length
Selecting your personalized bundle
Hair profile matched

Here is your hair growth plan.

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Your match

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  • Targets the root causes of thinning and follicle dormancy in 90-day growth cycles
  • Apply once a day in 8 seconds: no pills, no foam, no greasy scalp
  • Tailor-made for men ready to recover a thicker, fuller hairline
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